Sex massage - Bangkok body and soapy massage parlours
Enjoy a full body Bangkok sex massage
The Bangkok sex massage industry is a booming business and is perfect for those who fancy some discreet sex and massage, though the word massage is somewhat of a misnomer. Known locally as a ‘soapy’ massage, they are also perfect for those who just want some sex without all the malarkey of visiting bars, buying drinks, paying bar fines and short-time fees.
A Bangkok body and soapy massage can be the most sensual experience, especially for those who don’t know what it’s all about. You go in for what you think is a massage and end up getting lathered down, massaged, then blown and then ravaged on the bed. They can be a bit hit & miss and are not as numerous or easy to find as the bars, but we have provided a list below of some of the best in town.
Inside a Bangkok sex massage parlour
Inside is essentially a bunch of girls – between a few and a few dozen – sat behind a pain of glass. This is known as the ‘fishbowl’ and is often one-way in the top places so they can’t see the customers. You sit the other side on sofas with a beer and see which one takes your fancy. They all have numbers, to which you point out to the supervisor. The girl will then lead you to a backroom and you will be stripped down and be given a soaping down in a bath – the hostess should also be naked at this point.
She may then perform the ‘soapy’ on top of you, where she lathers herself up, and you, and slides up and down while you’re lying on a lilo. If done properly, this is very sensuous. After this, you shag on the bed next to the bath, although, generally, when you blow your load, time’s up. Most girls will expect a tip, and will (annoyingly) keep referring to it for the duration, which can be a huge turn-off. If you had a lazy, bored individual, be sure to let the supervisor know in the main room. You’re paying for a service after all.
Venues range from high quality with smart, willing girls, like Eden, to down-at-heel places with uninterested girls. However, this analogy is not a given as even some of the cheapo places can offer a great service. The price is between 1,500 and 2,500 baht for 90 minutes, although some places will make you take two ladies minimum and so the price goes up.
Avoid the sex massage parlours on a weekend, when they get busy. Also avoid going late at night as usually only the dregs are left over. If you see a minibus of Japanese or Koreans turn up, also avoid as many of the choice girls will be taken and the price also goes up. Generally, the earlier you go, the better, and many long-time users will have a soapy before hitting the town.
Unlike beer bars and go go bars, Bangkok body and soapy massage parlours can be hard to find, so it is often best to go with a taxi or tuk-tuk as the drivers know where they all are. They receive a commission at whatever place you decide on, but it can save a lot of time and effort.
Happy ending massage
These are essentially an oil massage with a twist; i.e., you get tossed off at the end. They are regular places off the street that look like any other of the myriad Thai and oil massage places, but with the extras. The telltale sign is that these places will typically be close to bar areas and have pretty, suggestive girls beckoning customers. The massage booths in midrange hotels also tend to offer this ‘discreet’ service.
The price is about 200 baht for the massage and an extra 300 baht for the happy ending wank. If you’re not sure, ask the girls out front if they do happy endings. If not and they start laughing, don’t worry, you won’t be the first to have asked for this at a standard massage parlour. You can also ask them inside while performing the massage. If she accidentally-on-purpose keeps brushing against your balls, you know you’re in the right place.
Massage parlours in Bangkok
Eden: Bangkok’s best known massage parlour, which is actually a pretext for full-on sex and little massaging. It’s expensive but receives rave reviews and they do all sorts of specials; two girls, girl and ladyboy, girls on girl, etc. Actually, their only rule is you have to take a minimum of two of their workers. Open: 12:30 to midnight; girls: from 1,950 baht for 90 minutes; Sukhumvit Soi 7/1 (between sois 7 and 9), near Nana Skytrain, tel: (02) 255 4672; website: www.edenbangkok.com.
Chao Phraya I & II: Huge places with a vast selection of girls and a top-notch service. Most taxi drivers bring curious tourist to these places before another. There are large signs out from (Chao Phraya 1 is J-One) and it is slightly cheaper than Eden, per girl. Girls: from 1,800 baht for 90 minutes (J-One: 2,500); 537 Sri Ayudhya Road, tel: (02) 245 5740-3.
Meeting horny Thai girls for free
Many 'bachelors' visiting Bangkok take the easy way out by visiting girlie bars and go go bars, but there are also regular girls not on the game that are keen on meeting foreigners for a fling. Horny and lonely Bangkok (and provincial) girls go looking for sex online with visiting or resident Westerners. They aren't expecting money or a long-term boyfriend and haven't been with many other men. One of the best places to meet these chicks is Adult Friend Finder, where there are more than 10,000 registered Thai female members.
Emmanuelle Massage: One of the glitziest sex massage parlours in Thailand, Emmanuelle is pricey but has fine girls and even plush VIP rooms. It features dozens of girls and excellent facilities throughout. Open: 13:00 to midnight; girls: from 2,500 (for foreigners, locals pay 1,900); 55 Rachadapisek Road, Dindaeng, tel: (02) 275 7474; website: www.emmanuelle-entertainment.com.
Caesars: Another Ratchadapisek Road Bangkok massage parlour with no expense spared, although it caters mainly to Asian tourists. There’s a huge turnover of girls and customers here and plenty of decadence. They also do a membership card. Open: 14:00 to midnight; girls: from 1,900 baht for 90 minutes; 212 Ratchadapisek Road, Huaykhwang, tel: (02) 692 5063; website: www.caesarsentertainment.com.
BB Fashion Massage: This erotic spa cum massage parlour is close to Robinson department store on Sukhumvit and does a variety of massage treatments (including sex massage) from pretty ladies. Sex is not guaranteed but they do do outcalls (to your hotel) for 3,500 baht for two hours. 18/7 Sukumvit Soi 23, Sukhumvit Road, tel: (02) 664 0582, mobile: 081 101 6009.
Annie’s Sauna & Massage: Well located neat Nana Plaza, Annie’s is very well known in the sex massage scene and is pretty good value for where it is. Plenty of girls and good service. Open: 10:00 to midnight; girls: 2,500 for two hours; 18 Sukhumvit Soi 4, tel: (02) 251 5680; website: www.anniesbangkok.com.
Aviva Massage: More a dirty massage place on Sukhumvit with cheaper girls. Better geared to newbies to the scene. Open: 10:00 to midnight (Friday to Sunday); massage: 300-1,200 baht for ‘happy ending’; 4/10 Sukhumvit Soi 8, Klongtoey, tel: (02) 254 4487, mobile: 086 885 8858; website: www.avivabkk.com.
Darling Massage: Popular, long-running Sukhumvit parlour with well turned out girls, though a little more expensive than Annie’s. Open: 16:00-23:00; girls: 2,500B (1 girl), 4,000 (2 girls); Sukhumvit Soi 12, tel: (02) 229 4652-4.
Thong Lor II Spa & Massage: Low priced place on Sukhumvit Soi 24 and not as full on as some of the others, with prices starting at 400 baht for an hour’s massage; extras available and on top. Open: 10:30 to midnight; massage: 750 baht for ‘happy ending’; 2/10 Sukhumvit Soi 24 (next to Emporium), tel: (02) 258 8639; website: www.thonglormassage.com.
Updated and correct: January 2013