Hua Hin has dozens of massage shops, but sadly only a few down-at-heel, out of the way Hua Hin body and soapy massage parlours do full sex. Unless you know where you’re going, virtually all places you encounter on walkabout will just do traditional Thai or oil massage.
The best place to look for a sex massage in Hua Hin is across the railway line and into the Thai-oriented bars and restaurants off the main road. From Petchkasem Road, you go up Soi 70 (the street north of the Night Market) and cross over the railway line onto Khao Hin Lek Fai Road. Unfortunately the City Beach Hua Hin sex massage parlour has been closed down.
It’s best to have a motorbike or at least take a tuk-tuk as it’s a bit out the way. The karaoke bars typically have fairy lights strewn across the front, although most of them are the small, standalone units that are purely karaoke. Head for the multi-storey places, where they also have sex massage parlours. Tuk-tuk drivers know where they are.
In addition, there are also Hua Hin body and soapy massage parlours on Petchkasem Road, such as Petch Barber – give the massage shop next to the Golden Palace a miss as this is legitimate massage only by trained masseuses. Petch Barber has the classic ‘fishbowl’ from where you can choose your girl.
It works like this: you enter the building and take a seat in front of a pain of glass (known as the fishbowl), behind which are sat a group of girls. They all have numbers on and you make known the one you like. You pay first and are then lead to a private room that contains, in this case, a small bath and bed.
The girl fills the tub while you strip off, after which you jump in, she strips and then proceeds to give you a wash. She may also join you in the tub for a wash and shenanigans, followed by a bit of a rubdown. The ‘massage’ bit is typically mediocre – rarely are the girls trained in massage in any way. It is all a pretext for getting customers in for sex, which is the point.
After you’ve had a wash and a rub, she’ll pat you down and then romp on the bed. Full sex is the order of the day at Hua Hin body and soapy massage parlours, but don’t expect much passion here. It is specifically for Thais and is more of a wham-bam-thank-you-mam set up. You’ll also get a blowjob, but extras will typically require you to tip her.
Some of these girls will also take it up the bum, but you need to ask the attendant before you choose as some will do more than others. Along with this, prices vary on the attractiveness of the girl, but they are all around the 1,000 baht mark. The is for an hour or two, though you’ll rarely go past the hour as they like to clean up once you’re done. Another shag will cost you more as a tip.
In addition, there is also a gay sauna and massage place on Naret Damri Road. It’s known as Guys and comes with massage rooms, a VIP massage room, and a bar. Herbal steam treatments are also offered here.
Hua Hin body and soapy massage parlours are not the best but they can save a lot of hassle as it is all done onsite. No need to buy lady drinks, pay bar fines or go back to your hotel. On the other token, it can also be very businesslike and lacking in the passion department. It all depends on the girl.