Pattaya also has soapy massage parlours to go with its hundreds of beer bars and go go bars. If it says ‘parlour’ in the title, it means you have a sex massage as opposed to a back rub. Although Bangkok beats Pattaya hands down in the soapy stakes, there are still some to choose from in this fair city of decadence.
Pattaya body and soapy massage parlours are a big hit with some guys as you get to have a shag (and massage) without having to wheel & deal with bar girls. There is no bar fine, no hassle with taking her to your hotel and no worries with anyone finding out as it’s all done onsite.
Although Pattaya sex massage is mainly geared to the locals (who are after discreet sex), Westerners are also welcome, both men and ladies. Most Pattaya body and soapy massage parlours are away from the main bar areas, such as back on Second Road, and they usually reside in large entertainment complexes. If you get lost, songthaew and tuk-tuk drivers know where they all are.
It happens like this. Soapy massage parlours are usually open from the afternoon and you just walk in and enter a large room. The girls will be sat behind a pain of glass, sometimes one way and often known as the ‘fishbowl’. The selection and how many is mainly dependent on time of day. The girls wear a number and once you’ve spotted one you like, tell the girl or guy on the desk. He’ll call the girl out, you pay up, and then go back to a room together.
Sex doesn’t happen right away; you first get lathered down and washed in a tub. If it’s a proper soapy, she lathers herself and you and lies you down on a lilo before sliding on top. Many guys even cum right at this point, but you’ll need to hold off as the sex part is yet to come. There’s also a bed in the room and you romp on it after the ‘massage’. Most places set it at 90 minutes and it costs 1,000 to 2,000 baht. The best lookers usually go with several men a day and will ask you for a tip (not compulsory).
Happy ending massage in Pattaya
This is a cheaper massage from a massage shop usually situated near the bars. It also involves hanky-panky, though usually only in the form of the masseuse (girl) tossing you off; thus, ‘happy ending’.
Not all massage places offer this service and it’s worth confirming first. It is also not a given that you will get sex as most girls are in it just for the hand-jobs. Some will oblige, though, but be aware that most of these places just have cubicles separated by curtains if you are of a shy disposition and don’t want to be seen.
The price of the oil massage is 200 or 300 baht and the extra fee for the wank is between 300 and 500 baht. There are many more happy ending massage places than there are soapy massage parlours in Pattaya, but the latter are certainly the best value for all-round satisfaction and as a memorable experience.
How it works
Sex massage parlours are tough to find if you don’t know where they are as they tend to be out of the way of the main tourist spots. If you’re stuck, just ask a tuk-tuk driver to take you to one. Most body massage parlours open at 13:00 and close at around midnight – best to get there no later than 20:00 before they get busy and worn out.
PP Body Massage: One of the larger, established Pattaya soapy massage parlours, with lots of willing girls and good facilities. Gets pretty busy with local Thais, so best to go early. Soi Chalarmprakiat 21, Pattata 3 Road, tel: (038) 411 111.
Heaven Entertainment Complex: Large complex and one of the best known soapy massage parlours in Pattaya. Features a large selection of young ladies, though is most popular with groups of Asian tourists. It has comfy rooms and good facilities but is always busy on both sides of the glass. Girls: 1,600-2,500 baht for 90 minutes; Eastern side of Sukhumvit Road, Central Pattaya, tel: (038) 377 171.
Diamond Massage and Escort: This place does home calls as well as onsite sex massage. Naturally, the price goes up when they do outcalls, but they will bring all the equipment. Onsite are VIP rooms, which are another 500 baht. 499 Soi Diamond, Beach Road, tel: (038) 429 885.
Sabailand: Prices vary at this very visible sex massage parlour near Big C on Second Road. There’s a good selection of ladies and prices vary depending on their looks and talent. Girls: up to 2,000 baht for two hours; corner of Soi 3, Second Road, North Pattaya, tel: (038) 422 806.